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Suck UK Cat Scratch Laptop

Cats! We're coming for you. Scroll down for more info about this hilarious cat scratch laptop.

Every time you shop, you help rescue dogs.

Regular price £19.95
Regular price Sale price £19.95
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Get FREE UK NATIONWIDE DELIVERY on orders of £25.00 or more. We also offer FREE LOCAL DELIVERY on orders of £15.00 or more. Eligible postcodes for local delivery are as follows: SW2, SW3, SW4, SW6, SW8, SW9, SW10, SW11, SW12, SW16, SW17, SW18, SW1W and SW1V.

muthapuppas, ASSEMBLE!

Pooches! Listen up!

Buy your feline foe this laptop and within a shake of a dogs tail, they’ll become so addicted to technology that their minds will become corrupted, leaving us to run the world once again!

No more being startled when you innocently walk past a wall or fence

NO MORE ominous hissing emanating from beneath cars


Come to think of it muthapuppas, this laptop’s rather good, we should think about making one for ourselves.

Check out the specs...

- Designed in the UK

- Made from cardboard

- Includes scratch pad that cats will love. Keeps their claws trimmed, well maintained, strong and healthy.

- Includes fluffy toy mouse that cats will love even more

- Includes desktop wallpaper but feel free to upgrade the OS or applications by simply printing your own screen and sliding it in

- The laptop has stickers incorporated into the design but feel free to add your own

- Helps to stop cats from scratching and eating your laptop and furniture

- Sprinkle some Catnip on the scratch pad to really get them going (Catnip not included)

- Watch them work away hilariously, film it and go viral on social media.

Tag @muthapuppa and we’ll share


Width 330mm
Height 20mm
Depth 225mm

muthapuppa APPROVED

This laptop for cats was designed in North London by Luckies of London and SUCK UK.

They're committed to sustainability and are constantly improving their eco credentials.

And they're also committed to keeping those pesky cats occupied, so we can run the world.

More than just a pet shop.

Every time you shop, you help rescue dogs.